Part 1: The Beginning
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American Tall Story Part 1: The Beginning |
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In the village of Depew New York, in the
town of Lancaster was born the wee child Dexter to the noble family of Bisquick. Dexter didn’t grow up very tall. He was always the shortest child in the class. He was the slowest kid in the whole school. |
| Dexter wore strange clothes to school. When all the kids wore
jeans and t-shirts, Dexter wore a tie and suit jacket. Often he wore two different socks. His glasses were taped together and the children made fun of him. |
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The girls shoved him in a locker. |
| The boys hid him in a garbage can. |  |
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Poor old Dexter Bisquick usually lost his
homework, seldom handed in assignments and had the worst grades in the entire school. He spent a lot of time in the principal’s office for detention. Dexter was the school nerd. |
